HaRE RAiser

Just Don't call me Shurley

Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop!  Now singalong .......

"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"

Diesel Dyke

Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!

deputy GM


(Religious Adviser) 

Deputy RA


(Grand mattress)

deputy GM

Hash stats

Song meister

Skid Marc 

This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat!  Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to  face the consequences!

All the Way

This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students.  She has connections you could be going down!


Our GM and group leader!  Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!

Welcome to the algarve hash house harriers!

we gather on monday evenings in summer (May to September) at 6pm, and sunday afternoons in winter (october to April) at 2pm.

click here to see the full details of where our next hash is being held

Just bring yourself  and €5 and we look forward to meeting you.

also bring a receptacle for water to fill from a chilled 5l bottle - in our quest to reduce plastic waste we are no longer buying small bottles of water!

if you could let us know you are coming by filling in our details on our Contact Page or by contacting the Hare whose details can be found by clicking on the entry on the calendar Page, we can make sure we have enough Beer and Food for you.  

Please leave your furry friends at home, two legged participants only.  

SH'I. T.

​​He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are! 

King Sir Sir James

This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!

Hash cash

Dog Woman

Chief Beer Trucker and also Hash Cash we rely on DW to keep hold of our Purse strings.  Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.

Breaking Glass

His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!


Barlick Bitch 

The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway.  Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!

Comes Now & Then

Does she really??  Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!

Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!

​​Forthcoming Hashes

Sunday 23rd February - Hare = Woodbine

​Venue = Albufeira

​Sunday 1st March - Hare = Breaking Glass

Venue = TBC

Sunday 8th March - Hare = High & Mighty

​Venue = Tavira

Sunday 15th March - Hare =Head (St Patrick's Day Hash, 12 noon start)

Venue = TBC probably Armacao de Pera

Sunday 22nd March - Hare = SH'I.T. (plus AGM)

Venue = TBC 

Sunday 29th March -  Hare = Ozzy Osbourne

Venue = TBC

Sunday 5th April - Hare = El Cheapo

Venue = TBC probably Alcantarilha Gare

Sunday 12th April - Hare = Comes Now & Then (Easter Hash)

​Venue = Querenca

​​​Visit our Calendar page for full details


​​Algarve Hash House Harriers



Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor.  Beware the last man standing!!

​​The drinking club with a running problem in the Algarve, Portugal