Forthcoming Hashes

Monday 22nd July - Hare = Beep Beep

Venue = Montinhos da Luz

Monday 29th July - Just Paul, Vilamoura

Monday 5th August - Hare = Possibly Arselicker TBC

​Venue = Tor TBC

Monday 12th August - Hare = King Sir Sir James

Venue =  Alportal TBC

Monday 19th August - Birdwoman, Booby Doo, Dog Woman

Venue = Loule

​Monday 26th August - NEED HARE

​​​Visit our Calendar page for full details

Comes Now & Then

Does she really??  Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!

Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!



In typical fashion we need a Scot to keep hold of our Purse strings.  Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.

Song meister

SH'I. T.

​​He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are! 


Hash stats

deputy GM

Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor.  Beware the last man standing!!

Hash cash

​​The drinking club with a running problem in the Algarve, Portugal



(Religious Adviser) 


HaRE RAiser



(Grand mattress)

Algarve Hash House Harriers

Skid Marc 

This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat!  Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to  face the consequences!

Deputy RA

All the Way

This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students.  She has connections you could be going down!

Breaking Glass

His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!

Diesel Dyke

Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!

deputy GM


Our GM and group leader!  Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!

Just Don't call me Shurley

Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop!  Now singalong .......

"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"

Barlick Bitch 

The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway.  Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!

King Sir Sir James

This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!

Welcome to the algarve hash house harriers!

we gather on monday evenings in summer (May to September) at 6pm, and sunday afternoons in winter (october to April) at 2pm.

click here to see the full details of where our next hash is being held

Just bring yourself  and €5 and we look forward to meeting you.

if you could let us know you are coming by filling in our details on our Contact Page or by contacting the Hare whose details can be found by clicking on the entry on the calendar Page, we can make sure we have enough Beer and Food for you.  

Please leave your furry friends at home, two legged participants only.