Barlick Bitch - The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway. Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!
Boobie Doo - This "Lady" will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are!
Just Don't call me Shirley - Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop! Please singalong "Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all ....."
Skid Marc - This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat! Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to face the consequences!
Diesel Dyke - Don't let this quiet Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!
Birdwoman - Our GM and group leader! Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!
Breaking Glass - His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!
Bravetart - This feisty Scot walks so fast she too can be labelled a FRB, with the "B" standing for another word entirely!!
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