Just Don't call me Shurley
Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop! Now singalong .......
"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"
All the Way
This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students. She has connections you could be going down!
He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are!
Sunday 10th November - Hare = Jessica Rabbit
Venue = Silves
Sunday 17th November - Hare = Mouflon
Venue = Carvoiero
Sunday 24th November - Hare = Anthrax
Venue = TBC
Sunday 1st December - Hare = Shitstirrer
Venue = Alcantarilha
Sunday 8th December - Hare = Woodbine
Venue = Albufeira
Saturday 14th December - XMAS HASH
Hare = Hurry Curry
Venue = Querenca, Loule
Sunday 22nd December - Hare = Toots
Venue = Nave dos Cordeiros, near Benafim
Sunday 29th December - Hare = W'Anchors Aweigh
Venue = Vilamoura area tbc
Visit our Calendar page for full details
Comes Now & Then
Does she really?? Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!
Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!
King Sir Sir James
This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!
Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor. Beware the last man standing!!
OUR CURRENT MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat! Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to face the consequences!
His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!
Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!
Our GM and group leader! Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!
Chief Beer Trucker and also Hash Cash we rely on DW to keep hold of our Purse strings. Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.
The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway. Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!