Just Don't call me Shurley
Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop! Now singalong .......
"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"
Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!
This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat! Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to face the consequences!
All the Way
This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students. She has connections you could be going down!
Our GM and group leader! Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!
He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are!
King Sir Sir James
This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!
Chief Beer Trucker and also Hash Cash we rely on DW to keep hold of our Purse strings. Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.
His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!
The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway. Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!
Comes Now & Then
Does she really?? Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!
Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!
Sunday 23rd February - Hare = Woodbine
Venue = Albufeira
Sunday 1st March - Hare = Breaking Glass
Venue = TBC
Sunday 8th March - Hare = High & Mighty
Venue = Tavira
Sunday 15th March - Hare =Head (St Patrick's Day Hash, 12 noon start)
Venue = TBC probably Armacao de Pera
Sunday 22nd March - Hare = SH'I.T. (plus AGM)
Venue = TBC
Sunday 29th March - Hare = Ozzy Osbourne
Venue = TBC
Sunday 5th April - Hare = El Cheapo
Venue = TBC probably Alcantarilha Gare
Sunday 12th April - Hare = Comes Now & Then (Easter Hash)
Venue = Querenca
Visit our Calendar page for full details
OUR CURRENT MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor. Beware the last man standing!!