All the Way

This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students.  She has connections you could be going down!

Hash cash

Diesel Dyke

Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!

Deputy RA

Forthcoming Hashes

Monday 20th May - Hare = Arselicker

Venue = Funchais. Tor


Monday 27th May - Hare = Dope Peddlar
Venue = Agostos, Santa Barbara De Nexe


Monday 3rd June - Hare = Wankernobi

Venue = Gorgoes, Loule


Monday 10th June - Hare = Bravetart

Venue = Fonte Filipe, Querenca area


Monday 17th June - Hare = Exoshite

Venue = Alcantarilha


Monday 24th June - Hare = Just Alan

Venue = Paderne


Monday 1st July - Hare = Hurry Curry

​Venue = Clareanes area


​​​Visit our Calendar page for full details

HaRE RAiser

Just Don't call me Shurley

Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop!  Please singalong "Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"

deputy GM

Barlick Bitch 

The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway.  Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!

STRETCH

Birdwoman

Our GM and group leader!  Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!

​​​GM

(Grand mattress)

Radar

In typical fashion we need a Scot to keep hold of our Purse strings.  Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.

Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor.  Beware the last man standing!!

Hash stats

Breaking Glass

His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!

RA

(Religious Adviser) 

Algarve Hash House Harriers

deputy GM

SH'I. T.

​​He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are! 

Song meister

King Sir Sir James

This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!

OUR CURRENT MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE​

OUR CURRENT HASH MIS-MANAGEMENT​​

Co GM

Skid Marc 

This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat!  Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to  face the consequences!

Comes Now & Then

Does she really??  Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!

Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!

Haberdasher

​​The drinking club with a running problem in the Algarve, Portugal

Welcome to the algarve hash house harriers!


we gather on monday evenings in summer (May to September) at 6pm, and sunday afternoons in winter (october to April) at 2pm.

click here to see the full details of where our next hash is being held

Just bring yourself  and €5 and we look forward to meeting you.

if you could let us know you are coming by filling in our details on our Contact Page or by contacting the Hare whose details can be found by clicking on the entry on the calendar Page, we can make sure we have enough Beer and Food for you.  

Please leave your furry friends at home, two legged participants only.