All the Way
This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students. She has connections you could be going down!
Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!
Monday 20th May - Hare = Arselicker
Venue = Funchais. Tor
Monday 27th May - Hare = Dope Peddlar
Venue = Agostos, Santa Barbara De Nexe
Monday 3rd June - Hare = Wankernobi
Venue = Gorgoes, Loule
Monday 10th June - Hare = Bravetart
Venue = Fonte Filipe, Querenca area
Monday 17th June - Hare = Exoshite
Venue = Alcantarilha
Monday 24th June - Hare = Just Alan
Venue = Paderne
Monday 1st July - Hare = Hurry Curry
Venue = Clareanes area
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Just Don't call me Shurley
Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop! Please singalong "Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"
The Coco Chanel of the HHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway. Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!
Our GM and group leader! Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends!
In typical fashion we need a Scot to keep hold of our Purse strings. Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.
Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor. Beware the last man standing!!
His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!
He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are!
King Sir Sir James
This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!
OUR CURRENT MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE
OUR CURRENT HASH MIS-MANAGEMENT
This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat! Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to face the consequences!
Comes Now & Then
Does she really?? Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!!
Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!