HARE RAZOR 

SONG MEISTER 

Barlick Bitch 
The Coco Chanel of the AHHH, she will style you ready for the Catwalk, well for messing about in fields and hills anyway.  Don't volunteer to run with her, she can go for miles and miles and miles!!!!

HASH MASCOT

HABERDASHER 

Birdwoman

Our GM and group leader!  Tiny as a little bird she surrounds herself with feathered friends

Just don't call me Shurley
Just don't ask him to sing, he never knows the words, or the tune and will never stop!  Now singalong .......
"Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all. He's no ******* use to anyone, he's no ******* at all!!!"

DEPUTY RA

CO-GM 

OUR CURRENT MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE​

SH'I. T.
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He will tell you how many Hashes you have done and let the whole hash know what a no life, sad person you really are! 

Dog Woman
Chief Beer Trucker and also Hash Cash we rely on DW to keep hold of our Purse strings.  Make sure you pay your €5 euros each week or it's no Food or Beer for you.

​​​​​GM 
(GRAND MATTRESS)

King Sir Sir James 
This Leg-end of the Hashing World could have been there when the Hash was formed in 1938! If you ask him make sure you speak up, he's a bit mutton, to say the least!!

HASH STATS

DEPUTY GM

Comes Now & Then
Does she really??  Rumour has it she comes a lot more than that!! 
Make sure you volunteer to be a Hare or she will hunt you down!

​​The drinking club with a running problem in the Algarve, Portugal

Breaking Glass
His Hash Name should have been Breaking Rules because that's all he does. He also breaks confidences so never tell him a thing!

DEPUTY GM 

HASH CASH 

STRETCH

Keep alert for this Cock hitting the floor.  Beware the last man standing!!

All the Way 
This Lancashire Lass will teach you how to behave, and woe betide any naughty students.  She has connections you could be going down!

Skid Marc 
This smooth legged FRB (Front Running Bastard!) is the one to beat!  Make sure he is obeyed or prepare to  face the consequences!

RA​
(RELIGIOUS ADVISER)

​Diesel Dyke 
Don't let this quiet, shy, unassuming Harriet fill up your car, she doesn't know the difference between Gasolina & Gasoleo!

​​Algarve Hash House Harriers